Le NME compile 50 de ses meilleures phrases. Y en a des sublimes quand même : http://www.nme.com/photos/morrissey-s-50-most-memo ... 26499/19/1

On dance music: "It's the refuge for the mentally deficient. It's made by dull people for dull people."

On rap music: "I really do think it's a great musical stench. I find it very offensive, artless and styleless. To me it's very reminiscent of thuggery, pop thuggery. I don't want to hear it at all."

On psychoanalysis: "[Sigmund Freud] just made people feel so neurotic about their lives. I mean, if you dreamt about a lampshade, it meant you wanted to be whipped by the local vicar or something."

On The Cure: "Robert Smith is a whingebag."

On indolence: "Doing nothing gives me great pleasure. And believe me, I succeed wonderfully in it."

On personal grooming: "I do maintain that if your hair is wrong, your entire life is wrong"

On regret: "Life would be so colourful if only I had a drink problem."

On vanity: "Well, I am an extremely beautiful person."

On personal appearance: "Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death."

On rock star philanthropists: "Bob Geldof is a nauseating character. Band Aid was the most self-righteous platform ever in the history of popular music."

Une source perpetuelle d'inspiration, un model dans l'art de la vanne.

Http://arcaneoldwardrobe.com/

Liz mémère et ses Cocteaus s'en est aussi pris plein la tronche : elle a d'ailleurs eu visiblement beaucoup de mal à s'en remettre et a pris 10 kilos dans la foulée.

Http://motorcycleaupairboy.com/interviews/1991/king.htm

Like Liz Fraser and the Cocteau Twins, right?

"They make me vomit on sight," he declares, sobering up instantly. "I think there's a right way and a wrong way, and I think the Cocteau Twins have always applauded themselves for doing it the wrong way. They're outstandingly unappealing on every human level; they look awful, their interviews are awful, and the their records are just utter stupidity."

Heu Jacky, si je te demande de traduire les phrases dans la langue du pays d'Asyl, j'abuse ?

On Richard Madeley : "He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother."

Je suis pas fortiche en traduction, faut demander à Godiva.

Mais dans les grandes lignes c'est un groupe qui le fait vomir, il font portnawak et en plus ils sont contents d'eux. Ils sont cons moches, les interviews sans intérêt et leurs disques sont stupides.

IL EST GENIAL MOMO ! Il a brisé un groupe indé intouchable. C'est la première fois que j'entends quelqu'un parler d'eux comme on parlerait de Muse.

Le plus grand le plus grand